“Dogs are man's best friend,” we'll definitely see about that. Being a dog would be horrid because you would have a shorter life and have to listen to your owner all the time! Dogs do nothing but go to the bathroom, eat and bark so there would be no entertainment. You would also have to put up with seeing your owners eat their amazing food, it smells nice, it looks really good and you get 0% of it. Smelling is a plus for dogs, unless you smell someone who doesn't take showers because that would be completely horrible. Sure dogs can go anywhere they want, but if you go too far you would have posters all over town with your face on them. You wouldn't know what to do, or where to go. If you're at home what if you have a cat? You would fight your own pet harshly. You know the saying “dogs are man's best friend,” Well, proved that quote wrong, cats are just underrated, I think dogs are overrated. Who knows? Maybe someone who actually has a cat does.